Friday 11 September 2015

You vote party, not representative.

Since when did I think my MP was in any way my voice?   In forty five years I've voted party line all but once.  Parliament wants us to vote for representatives but mostly we vote party.   The ballot never offers a party. It offers a man who supports a party.  That means the system as designed and the system as used don't match.  Most of us want to vote for Prime Minister.  It's on our mind when we X the ballot.  
Unless you live in the PM's riding, you will never get to vote for Prime Minister. Something's wrong when the structure is ignored by the users. I think the party system, while natural, is a kind of infection on the body politic.  If you get rid of parties however, they will find a way back in. The idea of representative government is a great one, just not one we live under.

Is your vote designed to be heard or be course adjustments for the people who like to run things?

Trump principle: Handle paper once. Respond.

I like the samples of Trump's writing. The many examples on Google have this in common: Each time a piece of paper came across his desk, he made a decision how to get it off his desk in plain English. He didn't make copies or use a secretary.  If you read "Up the Organization" by Peter Townsend, you'll know his advice is to handle paper only once.  Assign it or do it but don't dither.



Thursday 10 September 2015

Is this signature presidential?

Ben Carson
Here's how ten would-be presidents and Obama himself make their public mark. This is how they show it was really them that authored a statement and not someone else.  Obama's signature has ballooning shapes, indistinct and large, Trump's is like a fortress and sharply detailed too, Bush is low energy and conventional, Carson is nice-guy-with-zip-and-a-flourish,  Clinton is reserved, stylish, but without flow, Cruz is big-picture with a larger-than-life splash. Walker has so trimmed his public persona it's hard to see what's left.
Barack Obama
Carly Fiorina
Jeb Bush
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
.
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden


Bernie Sanders

"With a face like that". Trump polling about to rise.

His latest crime is to say aloud what you probably thought about Carly Fiorina.  "Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?". That's an impolitic remark but she does have a funny look.  Back in the day I was keenly for Preston Manning and was stunned my mother could never vote for him because his voice sounded funny.  She didn't know his policy but she sure knew his voice didn`t sound quite normal.

One of my favourite new US
politicians and her face
looks a little funny.
Trump goes on to half-ways apologize, saying "I'm not supposed to say bad things" about a woman. Lettered idiots took to the press and airwaves this morning to declare Trump doesn't like women because the full quote goes like this:`Ì mean, she`s a woman, and I`m not s`posedta say bad things." Horse-puckey.  They can nail him for having a few shards of old-fashioned chivalry but not for misogyny."   And what`s with phonetic hick spelling instead of saying "supposed to"?  If a mid-westerner says "haow" for "how", do the press need to go phonetic to write the story?  We both know what's next: another bump in the polls for Donald Trump.

And for a treat, I remember Peter Gzowski of CBC fame sending out his team of stalwarts on a scavenger hunt. One of the finds was to be a "Two Year Old Canadian Wine".  The best submission was a clip of Preston Manning saying "Mr Speaker, Mr Speaker!` in a whiny tone.  (Sadly, this gem doesn't show with Google).

UPDATE: Scott Addams, creator of "Dilbert" makes the same
point and adds detail.

Wednesday 9 September 2015

Trump treaty will have side deals

The GOP insider team got Donald Trump to sign a loyalty pledge.  He's too much the deal-maker not to have un-published side clauses.  One will be that the Insider Team must not play favourites or get up to dirty tricks before the nomination.  They must back him publicly if he takes it.  Deal is off if the rules are broken.
Stand off

Monday 7 September 2015

Google may choose our Prime Minister

“We estimate, based on win margins in national elections around the world, that Google could determine the outcome of upwards of 25 percent of all national elections.”  (Robert Epstein).  Or, as WIRED puts it, "Google's ranking algorithm for search results could accidentally steal the presidency".     "Accidentally" may not be the case since Google has its finger on the scales a little bit to damp down climate change deniers and such.

I'm glancing at the margins of my open web pages and note that Google is advertising to me a trip to Iceland, shirts to order on line, compact dishwashers, and a hotel on Galliano Island.   Google's got me in an echo chamber with ads tailored to me and Google wants to tailor the answer to my questions about the world too.   You know they cannot resist tweaking things a teentsy bit to improve my outlook.  It's the same reason governments always print a little extra money because a little inflation is good for the system and it's so easy to put the extra in their own account first.

Migrant Selfies versus Selfless Marines

Young male migrants made the news, snapping a selfie to celebrate their progress into Europe.  The famous photo of Marines raising the Stars and Stripes at Iwo Jima has a similar composition but the opposite message. The young guy with the ciggie managed to bring a selfie stick on his trip, while the team of marines spilled blood to raise their nation's flag.  The former celebrate by looking at themselves while the latter look to the job.



I know there are distressed refugees by the thousands as well as economic migrants and I know the Iwo Jima photo was "Take two" and soldiers aren't saints.   But a lot of young men are suddenly "Syrian" as they drop drivers' licences for Iraq and Bangladesh and Pakistan at the border.

There's a gif here clipped from the original film that shows the Iwo Jima photo is not a pose but a swift action.


Voting: For Mommy and Daddy or a Voice in Parliament?

Does government stand "in loco parentis", usurping an oversight role we never gave them or is it just doing what we asked for?  My wake-up call came on Saturna Island when I saw this warning sign. Apparently just going for a walk without a babysitter is hazardous.  "Natural Terrain" means "the world the way you find it".

Some time ago I was out walking with nieces who were growing up urban.  When I stepped off the road through some knapweed to a pond, they were aghast, as if I had asked them to join Crocodile Dundee walking on the backs of live alligators.  Lovely young ladies but not prepared to go where the rules didn't go.   Don't blame the politicians for giving us thousand page rule books and a safety net so egregious that it is unlawful to scuff your knee on playground dirt.

Friday 4 September 2015

Future of Food Will Be A State Of Mind

In the future all food will made from Quinoa-Bean Curd but fine dining will be on the menu as pills.  A $7.59 tablet will get you 1200 calories and the experience of a Lime Slurpee with a side of Tacos and Cheese.   $13.50 and a pellet will supply 1100 calories and the impression you are tasting Filet Mignon (medium rare) with Rosti and Arugula salad.

Re-read Leacock's short story "The New Food" when baby ate the pill that was to be thanksgiving dinner for the whole family.

Dog Tech Put Man On Top.

Fire, pointy things and language gave man an edge but dog tech put us over the top and wiped the Neanderthals. Those natural born killers now have blankets and chew toys and sleep in our homes.

Early man formed an alliance with wolf-like dogs to take down big prey like mammoths and then to protect the meat from lions, hyenas and the rest. The Neanderthals had close-quarters weapons but our breed had arrows and throwing spears.   Mass mammoth kill sites show up when our breed shows up and with them  are these wolf-like dog bones. Pat Shipman's  book describes how this works:  The agile wolf dogs found and harried the game and the less fleet humans killed from a short distance away without having to grab the beasts.  There's evidence that mammoth bone huts were set up at these kill sites.  It would be dangerous to live next to a ton of prime red meat unless you shared guard duty with wolf-dogs.

We had a German Shepherd that grew from puppy-hood without playing with his peers. One day we saw a deer in the snowy forest and I lost control of Nicky.  He came back ten minutes later with blood in every footstep in the snow.  I tracked back to a fence onto some private property where the deer had escaped with its life.  A single naive dog has the ability to supply my family with meat for a couple weeks and skin for clothing,  horns and bones for implements.  Our smart ancestors would have trained these dogs and used them in packs.
Wolf dogs hunting buffalo, from
National Geographic article.


Those cuddly dogs were warriors first.
After the big game wolf dogs came:
Feists and curs trained to tree small animals.
Terriers trained to dig out badgers, otters and rats
Hounds trained to track by smell and by sight.
Hog dogs that hunt in packs and take down nice fat pigs.
And junk yard dogs encouraged to kill intruders.
These natural born killers have baskets with blankets and chew toys and sleep in our homes.


Monday 31 August 2015

Trump looks at the future in 1987: "Motivating good people to do their best work"

I just finished "The Art of the Deal" (1987) to get a handle on Trump's prospects.  Before talking about the future he first makes clear:
   Do everything on time and on budget.
   Be neat as a pin.
   Be outstanding in a striking way.
   Please your customers (especially rich ones).
This isn't a clown car show. He is a boaster but no an idle one.
He meets one-on-one with the people who make decisions.  This is the opposite of Obama's ex cathedra style which rarely deigns to persuade and meet.  This style is mostly non-partisan, a simple assessment of who has the power to make a deal.   There may be policy hodge podges under a President Trump but congress will be less divided.  Though I didn't admire President Johnson, he was the last one with a reputation for knowing how to get people lined up for a vote.

And the future?  The last page of the book from the pen of a 41 year old:
1987

  " I've spent the first twenty years of my working life building, accumulating, and accomplishing things that many said could not be done.  The biggest challenge I see over the next twenty years is to figure out some creative ways to give back some of what I've gotten.
   ... It's easy to be generous when you've got a lot, and anyone who does, should be.  But what I admire more are people who put themselves directly on the line.  I've never been terribly interested in why people give, because their motivation is rarely what is seems to be, and it's almost never pure altruism.  To me, what matters is the doing ...
    In my life, there are two things I've found I'm very good at: overcoming obstacles and motivating good people to do their best work.  One of the challenges ahead is how to use those skills as successfully in the service of others as I've done, up to now, on my own behalf."

2015

Twenty seven years after writing "The Art of the Deal", he has found a creative way to give back something and if it motivates good people to do their best work, it will be worth it. (What a blowhard!).

Garbage is becoming illegal

On the dumpster at our shop this preposterous sticker has been added.  Almost every form of waste is outlawed.
















Put the burden back on the dump operators to sort it out. Garbage collection is no longer a paid service, it is indentured service.